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Important Product Information

We at the Honourable Lead Boiler Suit Company appreciate that, as suppliers to enthusiasts, most of our customers will already know one end of a Polyphase Interflange Hygrositer from the other. However, for the benefit of those with somewhat more to learn, we take it as our solemn duty to draw your attention to the following statements of the very, very obvious.

  • All kits and figures are supplied unpainted and unassembled. The catalogue illustrations of kits and figures hand finished by our own highly skilled artists and craftsmen are purely for the purpose of, well, illustration.

  • Kits and figures are are not suitable for children under 12, who shouldn't be developing an unhealthy interest in such distasteful things as tanks and guns anyway.

  • Kits and figures may include small parts which may be sharp. So make sure you've got plenty of plasters handy.

  • All supplied kits and figures are intended for assembling, painting, admiring, and moving carefully around wargaming tables. No other use is intended or condoned for these products. We accept no responsibility for any possible misapplication of our products, whether arising from the fevered ingenuity of sick minds, or just from good old fashioned incompetence.

  • The kits and figures are really made from English Pewter and Resin, and not from some of the frankly bizarre materials that our copy-writing department seem to believe.

  • Kits and figures should not be eaten. In case this is not clear, the following excerpt from the Honourable Lead Boiler Suit Factory Manual For Employees explains this in more detail:

    1. You may not eat a kit or figure, or, through inaction, allow a kit or figure to be eaten.

    2. You must always do as instructed, except where such instruction involves the eating of a kit or figure.

    3. You must protect your own existence, as long as such protection does not involve either failing to do as instructed, or the eating of a kit or figure.

    Yet further details on this matter are available in the same document under the section "Sacking employees for crass stupidity".

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Once you have read and understood the product information you will of course wish to find out how to actually aquire Honourable Lead Boiler Suit Company merchandise.

   
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