The Honourable Lead Boiler Suit Company prides itself on providing the finest quality merchandise for the discerning customer. Customers lacking in discernment can go elsewhere for all we care, and so can everyone else without the wit to grab a good deal when they see it.
To this end we commend to you our latest range of fine wares, in the expectation that you will appreciate its workmanship, its fine attention to detail, and the very large collection of fully automatic weaponry that we keep locked in a large cupboard for use on philistines.
In the good old days, the painting and assembly department was a happy little team who sang while they worked, and looked forward to each new day as a bright and exciting challenge. One fine summer's day, when the air was sweet and the sun smiled down on all the happy little flowers, the team held hands and skipped merrily along to see the kind man who ran the finance department to ask if they could please have a tiny bit more money.
So we had them all shot.
Consequently, we now supply all kits and figures unassembled and unpainted, as we understand that in the late twentieth century most of our customers will have their own supply of poor people to carry out meaningless and trivial tasks.
Having read the excellent range of wares on offer within this exciting catalogue some weird and unfathomable people find nothing whatsoever to interest them. Everyone else, with far more wisdom and discernment, will of course wish to make contact with our ordering department forthwith.
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